Auto flushing toilets 

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 06/02/2017 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

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Why do they always flush when trying to place the ass gasket upon the seat? It makes proper gasket placement difficult.

Jonathan Harper > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/02/2017 at 20:49

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small gripe...

sort of related, have you ever tried a heated toilet seat?? My god...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jonathan Harper 06/02/2017 at 20:52

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no but I imagine it’s nice

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/02/2017 at 20:52

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ass gasket

10/10

Jonathan Harper > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/02/2017 at 20:52

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my workplace has them...I barely ever poo at home

avalonian > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/02/2017 at 20:53

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DEADASS, my new favorite phrase

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/02/2017 at 21:14

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‘Ass gasket’ for when your anal sphincter gets too worn.

just-a-scratch > Jonathan Harper 06/02/2017 at 21:33

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The heated seat feels too much like someone was just there. No thank you.

MM54 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/02/2017 at 21:48

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So for the ones like pictured (where the sensor isn’t built into the wall) step one after closing the stall door is to take about 16" of toilet paper and drape it over the sensor so it doesn’t flush every time you think about moving. When you’re done, just toss that piece in the bowl, which is now flushing because you removed it.

Jonathan Harper > just-a-scratch 06/02/2017 at 22:32

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Not when you know someone wasn’t just on it. It’s very relaxing. Makes for many a smooth move.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MM54 06/02/2017 at 23:21

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#toilet hacks

Frank Grimes > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/03/2017 at 02:57

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everytime it happens to me I wonder if it happens to anyone else.